THE WORST AND THE BEST CRUISE EVER

Last year I went to on a Mediterranean cruise with my family. It was very big, it had about five thousand passengers and two thousand crew members. It was called “Meraviglia”, named after the username of the person who has designed it. The cabins were enormous and very cosy, with four or five beds, a big television, a bathroom and a very big balcony. One day, when I was outside with my little sister and my cousin looking at the dolphins going around the ship, my favourite bracelet, which was made by my best friend, fell into the sea. I was very sad because my bes friend, was living in London, and I missed her a lot. When I returned to Barcelona, my parets gave me an incredible surprise, they told me that the following week we were going to travel to London to see my best friend. I was very happy beause I missed her too much.

Pseudònim: AG

The Murder of the English Teacher

I was running, the police were chasing me and they were shouting at me:
-Stop, stop, where’s Jeff?
After 10 minutes of chasing me and shouts, they caught me.
Only one hour after this I was at the police station and a very tall man with a gun was interrogating me.
He showed me a photo of my scholl and anotherone of my Englishroom, and he said to me:
-This i the last place where we saw Jeff (the english teacher), Where is he?
And I said:
I don’t know anything!
He pointed the gun at me and he repeated:
Where’s Jeff?
And I answered:
-Okay, okay, I killed Jeff because he gave us a lot of homework.
After this sentence the man handcuffed me and he sent me to prison.

Pseudònim: IV

The night that I thought I was going to die

It was late on Saturday night. I was sleeping when an alarm began to sound. It was the alarm from my neighbor’s house. I went quickly to see what was happening. A burglar had broken into my neighbor’s house and it was the criminal who robbed the bank last week.

First of all, I called the police who came here and then I went to help my neighbor. When I came into his house I saw the burglar but he didn’t see me. He had a gun. I attacked him quickly from behind but the burglar, heard to me and he shot my leg.

He was going to kill me when, suddenly, thee police appeared and arrested him. Also the ambulance came and took me to the hospital.

Pseudònim: MG

THE WRONG ROSE

It all started a the second break,a guy from second of ” Bachillerato ” gave a rose and a note to one of my friends. The boy told us that it was from an anonymus sender. When the break finished ,almost all my class knew about it. We were all trying to guess who the sender could be. We asked everyone on my class but no one semed to know the sender. Some people were comparing the note writting with everyone’s handwriting. But suddently the same guy that brought the rose entered and took it. After apolagising, the guy said that he made an error because the rose was for another person.

Pseudònim: JN

What happeend last nigth?

I woke up in a strange place, I didn’t remember anything about last night, I sent out with my friends to a party in Viladecans. I remeber that we drank too much. I left alone one moment, and I can only remember when a boy that I didn’t know, told me something that I didn’t recaild.
In that moment I was in a place that I didn’t know. I was alone and I felt hopless when i heard a voice which I can asked why I was there. I told him that I wanted leave. I spend five days there and the boy didn’t let me go. I didn’t call anyone and I never seen the face of the boy.
Finally, the police found me and they asked me lots of questions, I told them all. They invastigated and they discovered that the boy was the boyfriend of my mother.

Pseudònim: AM

The small monsters

The alarm was ringing, this meant that all the monsters were coming. I was alone. So I was very afraid. These little creatures destroy all the things that are in their hands, the only thing that they know is shouting very loudly. Most people like these monsters but I think that they are demons. I think that they know where I am, in the frightening kindergarten. Yes, a lot of monsters, well the people called them babies were about to kill me. All of them entered the room and with all my effort I was able to put the monsters to sleep. I’m going to leave this job I can’t live with this.

Pseudònim: SC

IMPOSSIBLE LOVE

Two summers ago, a family went to the mountains. Their mother was very saad because her boyfriend died, because he had drunk him self to death but she want the best for her sons.
She has three sons; Martí was the older brother and he had two little sisters Marta and Sara, they are twins.
One day Martí went to the middle of the frorest and he saw a pretty girl. The girl that Martí saw in the forest lived near the family summer house.
Martí asked her mother if he could go to the city, his mother saids – yes.
When Martí stayed in a bar he saw the girl and he went to talk with her. The girl was very nice.
After that day they met many more times. Martí falls in love to her.
But the girl talked to him and she said that she was gay, but she wanted to be friends.
The family returned to their house .
And Martí forgot the girl.

Pseudònim: ML

HAYLEY & HARLEY

Two best friends were at the park, it was 12:00p.m, and Hayley wanted to play a questions game. So, she asked Harley “what’s your full name?” and Harley said “Harley Marinii Dorothy”.Hayley fainted. From her pocket, dropped her ID card there was Harley’s photo, “Harley Marinii Dorothy’s” photo. Hayley read her full name. There were sisters! She was in shock, but she called an ambulance.

When they were in the ambulance Harley woke up, she looked very pale. She was intimidating Hayley. They hugged and they started to cry. A lot. The driver didn’t know what was happening, the doctor didn’t know what was happening, the nurse didn’t know what was happening, anybody knew what was happening! Then, Harley said “You are. My sister!”

Pseudònim: NR

The monster of Monjuïc

One morning two friends met to go to Montjuïc at 2.00 a.m and they arrived at 5.00 a.m. At that time there weren’t any people and they started to have breakfast. They Heard a noise but they didn’t know the sound was and the two boys saw a monster. That monsterwas very dangerous and they couldn’t make any sound to catch its atention. They jumped on their bikes and they rode very fast. They made a very loud noise and one boy fell and the monster ran to get him and ate him, at the moment his friend fell he remembered that when they were small he saved his mother’s life and ran to save him, when he got in front of the monster and proposed something to him, the monster accepted to go to Barcelona and he did it was staying with his friend when the monster accepted they got on their bikes and ran out.

Pseudònim: NS

Breaking up

I was walking in the streets of New York. I had just bought flowers for my girlfriend Grace. I arrived at her house, and she opened the door. She offered me wine. We were talking for a while. She had been behavinhg in a strange way for a few days and I was worried because I didn’t know what was happening. All the conversation was very uncomfortable. Later she told me the truth:

– Luke… I have to tell you something… I think… I think we have to broke up. Lately we didn’t have a very good relationship… I don’t think we can be together anymore.

– What!? What are you saying?! Why?! We have a very good relationship!

Out of my mind, I caught a vase and I hit her head. She was dead on the floor. I started
crying, hugging Grace. The telephone started ringing. Then it stopped and I heard a voice message. It was a Grace’s friend: “Hi Grace, has he believed the prank? And Luke, if you’re listening, happy April Fool’s Day!”

Pseudònim: Artemis